rremiss:

what I did all day instead of actual responsibilities

kazulchlsouda:

hot things to say during sex:

  • tally ho
  • gadzooks
  • boy howdy
  • holy toledo
  • land sakes alive
  • hello nurse
  • by gum
  • ay chihuahua
  • bobs your uncle
  • jumpin jehosa phat
  • sock it to me
  • shiver me timbers
  • win one for the gipper
  • shucky darn
  • fiddle faddle
  • oh my stars and garters

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)